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  • Newboy - Monday 11 July 2022 00:39
    Lady: The hot engine is singing my pubics even through the towel. Now that's hot.
  • Newboy - Monday 11 July 2022 00:32
    Lady: Harry that's nice that you are pouring water on my wound, but you are actually supposed to pee on the jellyfish to get it off.
  • Newboy - Monday 11 July 2022 00:23
    Man: The wind is shifting. I can feel it.
  • Newboy - Monday 11 July 2022 00:22
    Lady: Oh Bill, the years have really been good to us.
    Man: I know. And the fact that I can still perform for you makes our lives great!
  • Newboy - Monday 11 July 2022 00:20
    Doing crossword puzzle: What is double word, both start with "P", first word 7 letters, 2nd word 8 letters? Hmmm! I know, "Pacific Paradise". Great book to read.
  • Newboy - Monday 11 July 2022 00:15
    Man: Kathy said she was going to slip into something more comfortable. Wait until she sees how comfortable I have gotten.
  • Newboy - Monday 11 July 2022 00:12
    Lady: Pete that railing is made out of rough hewn lumber. Don't get your sack caught on a splinter.
  • Newboy - Monday 11 July 2022 00:01
    Guy standing with bottle: To lady with hand on hip: Martha you swim out 50 yards and wait. To man with hand on his head: Jack you swim out 25 yards. To lady with the blue towel looking at her boobs: Linda if you can concentrate on what I am saying and not your boobs, stay on the beach and wait for Martha and Jack. And the rest of us will cheer you on.
  • Newboy - Sunday 10 July 2022 23:56
    Look, it's the Bat Signal. Here I am Commissioner Gordon.
  • Newboy - Sunday 10 July 2022 23:55
    Guy in middle: just me, my chickito and my amigo here.