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  • Newboy - Sunday 17 March 2024 16:14
    Lady: Why does that plane keep circling the beach so low like that?
  • Newboy - Sunday 17 March 2024 16:09
    Woman: Let me grab that thing.
  • Newboy - Sunday 17 March 2024 16:08
    Guy: Okay ready? Now remember I am not wearing my hardened jockey strap so no hitting or kicking below what should be the belt.
  • Newboy - Sunday 17 March 2024 16:06
    Girl: Oh that water feels so good.
  • Newboy - Sunday 17 March 2024 16:00
    Girl: Okay big brother. Now I understand why I call you big brother even though I am older than you.
  • Newboy - Sunday 17 March 2024 15:58
    Guy: You're right. That is dog poo you stepped in.
  • Newboy - Sunday 17 March 2024 15:54
    Guy: Come on dear. It's exhilarating. Just take off your clothes and feel Mother Nature on your skin.
  • Newboy - Sunday 17 March 2024 15:53
    Lady: Hey look who I found lurking about the wilderness. He says he has not been around people for 25 years.
  • Newboy - Sunday 17 March 2024 15:50
    Woman to guy: I wish you would quit identifying as a pregnant woman. This is getting a bit ridiculous.
  • Newboy - Sunday 17 March 2024 15:46
    Girl: Quick give me that towel. I am soaking wet and cold.

    Guy: No way. I want to see you drip dry.